I'mma do a book about these things. I took this pic on the way to Perijá. Locals buld them on the site where someone in a car accident has died. It's a cenotaph. There's no body buried there. They usually have the shape of a chapel or church, and the name and date of death of the person(s) who died there. Inside there are usually offerings (candles, crucifixes, religious stamps, flowers, beer).

They're found in may countries. I'm working with the ones in Venezuela. They can be seen on the sidelines of many interstate highways and rural roads, where there are numerous automobile accidents. I did a documentary on this subject for my graduation thesis at LUZ university. Oh, the stories I heard.

Well, this year started off on the wrong foot.
I got canned from work.
I was in a hell of a car wreck.
It's been hell finding a model for an erotic photo shoot.

Also, what's up with al the spamming?

Anyhow, I took this pic yesterday. No nudity, but still kinda cool.

"We have reported a few times now on the fact that MGM is looking to bring back the RoboCop franchise with a remake/reboot of some sort, but we didn't have a whole lot of hard evidence to prove it, save for all the chatter from inside the studio. Well thanks to an awesome set of photos from a random internet dude named 'Ray' and his trip to the 2008 Licensing Expo, we have a little hard evidence. The photo above is just a promotional photo, but still - RoboCop. 2010. 'nuff said. I'm excited"

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/
robocop-remake-due-in-2010-this-poster -proves-it.php

Herbert Khaury (April 12, 1932 - November 30, 1996), better known by the stage name Tiny Tim, was an American singer, ukulele player, and musical archivist. He was most famous for his rendition of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" sung in a distinctive high falsetto / vibrato voice (his normal singing voice was baritone). He was generally thought of as a novelty act, though his records display a wide knowledge of American songs. He had no official middle name, though some web sites report that it was "Butros," his father's first name, but adopted Buckingham for no explained reason. Accordingly, his headstone reads "Khaury / Herbert B / Tiny Tim / 1932 1996".

Wiki

I'm so happy!
AHA! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!
I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!
Things that bother you,
Never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
Just what I like,
And how I love it!
I'm right here to stay
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime!
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
(humming)
Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
Just what I like,
And how I love it!
I'm right here to stay,
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
(spoken)
OH! Isn't this a lovely band!
And what a thrill it is to have them play for me.

Think about it....

In ancient history, as in Athens and Rome, the knight was a noble of the second class who in military service had to furnish his own mount and equipment. In Roman society, the knights (Latin equites) ranked below the senatorial class and above ordinary citizens. A knight forfeited his status if the assessed value of his fortune sank below 400,000 sesterces.

In medieval history, the knight was an armed and mounted warrior belonging to the nobility. The incessant private warfare that characterized medieval times brought about a permanent military class, and by the 10th century the institution of knighthood was well established. The knight was essentially a military officer.

After c.1100 military tenure was generally subject to the law of primogeniture, which resulted in a class of landless knights; at the time of the Crusades those landless knights formed the great military orders of knighthood, which were religious as well as military bodies. Important among these were the Knights Templars, Knights Hospitalers, Teutonic Knights, Livonian Brothers of the Sword, Knights of Calatrava, and Knights of Aviz.

The title knight (Ger. Ritter, Fr. chevalier) was later used as a noble title in Germany and France. In the French hierarchy of nobles the title chevalier was borne by a younger son of a duke, marquis, or count. In modern Britain, knighthood is not a title of nobility, but is conferred by the royal sovereign (upon recommendation of the government) on commoners and nobles alike for civil or military achievements. A knight is addressed with the title Sir (e.g., Sir John); a woman, if knighted in her own right, is addressed as Dame.

Duby, The Chivalrous Society (1978)

The Dark Knight is he who does what no one else dares to do for the sake of good. For what is right. He is a figure of last resorts. When the balance of good and evil must be leveled even at dire costs. He is a dealer and a judge who bares the heavy cross of deciding over the lesser of two horrifying evils. Sometimes more.

This obscure figure suffers the burden of choices never taken lightly. He is guilty of doing the right thing; of bringing to light that ugly truth which must be known by all, but is shun by everyone. With tensity and no consideration for his own soul he breaks the laws of man in the name of what's right, and what is fair.

-The Dark Knight-

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with the sound of music.

The Audio Portal has been getting really, really good. Screw commercial artists. Get some quality tunes from Newground's very own.

The show, which recently aired a new, longer episode, is going on 10 installments now, and it has been G-oood. My 5 go to its two authors: PThouse and ARaskin500.

This new installment, which follows episode 10, is called Bowser's Kingdom: The Movie. This is a great series, with great ratings, and I'm sure in time will become part of NG's portal history. I only hope that the authors will keep up the hard work and keep up the inspiration. If they do run out, they can always turn to Lucky Candy. They certainly are the number one duo. Number one!